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[sugarbear]

This is John Casey. Make it snappy.

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[sugarbear]

Of course Kirk is fictional. You can't possibly think that real people could be that much of a jumped up, self righteous, pompous ass?

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[suddenlycaptain]

I've met worse.

audio;

[sugarbear]

From 'a race of peaceful explorers'? Please. If humans do populate the galaxy, it's going to be dirty, bloodthirsty warmongering, full of space pirates and creepy ass aliens who either want to fuck you or eat you.

I don't believe in this prissy, peaceful, perfect version of one space for one second. That was always my biggest problem with Star Trek.

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[suddenlycaptain]

My universe is a lot harder than most others that the people here are from. I've already learned that. But that doesn't stop people from being self righteous where I'm from, either.

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[sugarbear]

Maybe. But it doesn't make Kirk or Obi-Wan Kenobi any less fictional. You don't believe me, ask him about the Force.

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[suddenlycaptain]

The what?

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[sugarbear]

The Force. It's like a universal life force that binds all things together. The Jedi can access that Force, use it; it's what gives them their power.

audio;

[suddenlycaptain]

What sort of power?

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[sugarbear]

Foresight, the ability to view the universe with a wider perspective than most people, the ability to move things with their mind, sense attacks, overpower the weak minded or animals, even telepathically communicate over certain distances.

They're ambassadors for peace, generally speaking, because nobody with any common sense would want to fuck with one of them.

audio;

[suddenlycaptain]

... So that's why the cat likes him.

[ She has to process the rest of that. ]

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[sugarbear]

[ He gives her a few seconds. ]

Gonna be interesting keeping a lid on just how much I know about him. But if I can handle Sulu... I guess I can give it a try.

audio;

[suddenlycaptain]

Should I order you not to say anything?

[ heheheh ]

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[sugarbear]

I don't need an order not to break Star Wars. I don't do it out of sheer own common sense, unlike some people.

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[suddenlycaptain]

[ Common sense. Right. ]

Well, if you have any problems with it, let me know.

audio; holy hell what was that sentence o.o

[sugarbear]

I'll do that.

audio; words and stuff and things

[suddenlycaptain]

[ And now it's the part of the night where Gadgets goes LET'S HAVE CAROLYN TROLL CASEY because why not ]

Good boy.