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[sugarbear]

This is John Casey. Make it snappy.

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[sugarbear]

Oh, I don't know: Harrison Ford himself, trying to relive his pre-Crystal Skull glory days?

[intersection]

You can ask him that one yourself.

[sugarbear]

Yeah, I don't think I've got that kind of death wish.

[intersection]

Think Chewbacca'll show up next? You can't really have one without the other, they're always a matching set.

[sugarbear]

If Chewbacca shows up I will sing the Star Wars Canteena to the entire network.

That said, he's not going to. Imagine how long it'd take to get all the goo out of his fur?

[intersection]

Imagine how long it would take to get his fur out of the shower drains.

[sugarbear]

Wookies left on the wall made out of actual Wookie. Now, that's what I call irony.

[intersection]

I think you've spent a little too much time thinking about this, Casey.

[sugarbear]

I've had a little too much time on my hands.

If you aren't spouting off the real life logistics of the Prime Directive in a situation like this within a few months, I'm going to think you don't have your heart in it.

[intersection]

You know what, you should leave the Prime Directive out of this. It doesn't need logistics on its side, whether or not they're pertinent.