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[sugarbear]

This is John Casey. Make it snappy.

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[intersection]

[ But he has important things to talk about!!! ]

Casey, Batman is here.

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[sugarbear]

Pull another one. Batman isn't real.

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[intersection]

Neither are Kirk and Spock but you've seen them around haven't you? Sulu, too, you even work with the guy.

Live long and prosper, Casey. C'mon.

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[sugarbear]

[ A grunt. ] How do you know they're not just actors?

[ Note he's not saying they are, he's just asking why Chuck doesn't think that. It'd make more sense, right?

Seriously, Casey tried to believe it for as long as possible. ]

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[intersection]

How do I know that you're not just an actor.

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[sugarbear]

That's a good point.

Which Batman is it? If it's Clooney you can keep him.

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[intersection]

I don't want Clooney! Nobody wants Clooney.

[ hm. Now Chuck will continue to judge Casey's character. ] What if it was Keaton?

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[sugarbear]

Keaton I could live with. West would be better.

[ Does he pass? He has to pass. ]

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[intersection]

[ He passes. JUST BARELY. ]

It's Bale. The one that used to sing in disney musicals.

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[sugarbear]

Eurgh. What if I told you the Bale from the musical used to be here?

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[intersection]

I wonder how Batman would feel if he found out that he used to be a newspaper boy. He's not the hero Gotham needs, but he's got the news it deserves.

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[sugarbear]

He'd have been more useful as a newspaper boy.

What kind of loser goes to all that effort to fight crime, but doesn't even shoot the bad guys?

[ Oh right, Chuck. ]

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[intersection]

[ HEY. Rude. ]

Says the guy who'd shoot a kitten if it got in his way. While he was also trying to shoot other people. With all his guns.

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[sugarbear]

Han Solo, remember?

Besides which, you and I both know that in the real world, you don't just invent a gadget that can do whatever super spy thing you need it to, and happen to have it on your utility belt at the perfect moment.

Life doesn't work like that.

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[intersection]

No, that's what you're supposed to have the Intersect for.

[ .... was he not supposed to say that outloud? ]

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[sugarbear]

[ Grunting. ]

There's nothing you can do that I can't.

[ Huff huff huff. Grumpy Casey is grumpy. ]

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[intersection]

You so sure about that?

[ NEENER NEENER~ ]

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[sugarbear]

Are you sure you want to go down this road, Bartowski? You should know that the only thing waiting for you at the end is pain.

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[intersection]

I think the Terminator said that once, didn't he? [ He can do what he wants when he's on the other side of the ship okay. ] Stealing your lines from the Schwarzenator now?

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[sugarbear]

I can steal my lines from Austrians if I like, and you can keep your mouth shut if I like. Remember that.

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[intersection]

You know, I actually think this ship is big enough so that if I run, you might not actually be able to find me.

[ wait.... ] Which might not actually be so much in my favor. But Sarah might miss me. And so would everyone i've told about this computer in my brain.

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[sugarbear]

'Everyone you've told'?

You wanna tell me something?

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[intersection]

No, no I don't think so. I'm all out of things to tell you about.

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[sugarbear]

That's a lie. You get back here Bartowski and tell me who you've compromised yourself with.

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[intersection]

God, y'know, there's gotta be a better way to phrase that. I haven't compromised myself with anyone... that you know of, but do you really think it matters up here? If I told the whole ship, it's not like anything'd happen.