A Padawan is like an apprentice. A baby Jedi. You know that rat-tail thing? It gets cut off when he becomes a Jedi Knight.

And those idiot lawyers broke Star Trek. They told them they were fictional and dead. Like Obi-Wan Kenobi is fictional and dead. And I could break him, too. All he did in the Jump bay was say 'I've got a bad feeling about this' and I almost lost my cool completely.

So you see I didn't do anything.